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Burger Pie - Because being too serious is bad for you...

Burger Pie

Did somebody mention Burger and Bean Pie? Natalie Chambers???? Nah - More like Bacon and Cheese burger Pie. Now you’re talking…

Just for fun…..

Ingredients:-

1kg Insanity, crushed into nutter sized globules
300g Beef mince (Discount isle green stuff at £1.38 in our case!)
250g Mature Cheddar, grated . (Make sure to grate a good lump of thumb as well)
Bacon
1 Terrapin
1 Satsuma
Chilli flakes
Garlic Salt
1 Grandmothers earring
A small brass bell
and a partridge in a pear tree
Gluten free puff Pastry

Method:-

(1) Place the Terrapin on the Satsuma, ring the small brass bell 7 times and sit with your eyes closed cross legged for 45 years.
(2) You’ve got really old and the mince went off a little over 44 years ago.
(3) Have a wash and shave.
(4) Start again – but without the Terrapin, Satsuma and blasted bell.
(5) Fry the bacon with the  Terrapin and set aside to drain.
(6) Mix the mince, Garlic Salt and Chilli flakes in a large bowl.
(7) Form into a large round burger sort of thing.
(8) Cut in half and stuff half of your grated cheese in the middle.
(9) Have a break, get drunk and fall asleep.
(10) Fry the burger on both sides.
(71) Have a pint of White Lightening.
(11) Boil the  Satsuma.
(12) Allow the burger to cool.
(13) Throw the  Satsuma away, is dead and they are really not good boiled.
(14) Get serious, I mean, really?
(15) Roll the pastry out.
(16) Place the Burger in the middle.
(17) Porn Grandmothers earring.
(18) Place the fried Bacon over the top.
(19) Cover with the remaining cheese.
(20) Wrap the pastry over everything, oil and sprinkle with wuzzed up Unicorn ( We found toasted Pumpkins seeds are a good alternative)
(21) Place in a preheated oven at 180c for 45 minutes.

We served ours with Chilli wedges, coleslaw and a bit of salad. No Satsumas, Unicorns or Terrapins were actually harmed in the creation of this dish…..
 

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Lemon & Coriander Chicken Casserole

There was a large Chicken on both reduced and special offer the other day, so it ambled home with me and was put to bed in the freezer. This casserole only used the wings and legs, so we’ll be thinking of something tasty to do with the breasts this evening and probably be eating leftovers on Friday!

Ingredients:-

Legs and wings from your Chicken
1L of Chicken Stock
The Zest, juice and skin of a Lemon
A good handful of Coriander, chopped
2 Garlic Cloves, minced
1 large Onion, cut into chunks
6 New Potatoes, halved
1 Shallot, sliced
Garlic Butter
Salt & Pepper
Oil

Method:-

(1) Melt the Garlic Butter and add a little Oil
(2) Add the Coriander, a squeeze of Lemon Juice and season.
(3) Sir to wilt down.
(4) Sear the Chicken portions in Oil.
(5) Pour the Garlic Butter sauce over the seared Chicken and allow to simmer.
(6) In a casserole dish layer the Potatoes, Lemon shell, Onion, Garlic and then add the Chicken portions on top.
(7) Pour the Chicken Stock around the edges.
(8) Put the lid on and pop in a pre-heated over at 160c for an hour or until the Chicken is very tender.

We served ours with fried Kale and Bacon. Boiled Carrots and Peas. Gravy with the addition of some of the cooking Stock and Onions.
 

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